Expert feedback, with teeth
Submit a resume, dating profile, cold email, post, or pitch. A real expert sends back a sharp, useful critique you can act on—not generic AI commentary.
Private by default. Sharing always requires your permission.
The useful kind of brutal
Specific edits, clear priorities, and enough humor to make the lesson stick.
Our promise
Real outside eyes
Every critique is reviewed by a person who understands the format and the outcome you want.
Action over insults
The roast may be funny, but every punchline points to a concrete improvement.
Your work stays yours
We never publish your submission or feedback without explicit permission.
One repeatable loop
Small, regular feedback beats waiting months for one expensive coaching session.
Upload one focused item: a resume, LinkedIn post, dating profile, cold email, pitch slide, or small-business page. Add your goal and the context that matters.
Video plans receive a focused 3–5 minute breakdown. We identify what is weakening the work and what to change first.
Use the next submission on your revision or a new challenge. Your before-and-after history makes progress visible.
Memberships
Start with written direction, add video for nuance, or reserve live time for higher-stakes work. Cancel anytime.
Ready when your draft is
Send it to someone whose job is to notice what you cannot—and tell you exactly what to do next.